Garden Porno

Don’t be shocked gentle reader. Please don’t be. Botany is all about sex and reproduction. I’m sorry to break the news to you, but it is. Plants have a one track mind. If they mind. Or not.

So, Isabella Rosselini has created an entire series of film shorts called Garden Porno for the Sundance Channel. It is hilarious. And true. Snails, bees (Queen Bees!) and earthworms are portrayed by this fabulous actress. Check them out here, on the Sundance Channel. And fair warning, YOU watch them first and then decide if the content is suitable for younger, impressionable audiences.