Football Gardens. Say WHAT?

This is why I stay the hell away from Walmart. OK, just one of many reasons why:

Wal-Mart converts garden dept. to game center

Throughout the month of September, Wal-Mart will convert more than 1,500 garden centers into football season shops that will sell fan products for local college and professional teams. In addition to the fan products, Wal-Mart will also sell snack foods and beverages in what it’s calling “Game Time Headquarters.”

Go team.